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"Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser."

-Anonymous

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."

- Dave Barry

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."

- Kaiser Wilhelm

"He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

- Henny Youngman

"It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church."

- Martin Luther

"He who drinks beer sleeps well. He who sleeps well cannot sin. He who does not sin goes to heaven. Amen."

- Unknown German Monk

"Fermentation and civilization are inseparable."

- John Ciardi

"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure."

- Czech Proverb

"Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

- Benjamin Franklin

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